Don't Chuck Around or You'll Be Layin' Around...It's A Fact!

Well, its time to learn about some chuck history!
 *Note these are all real facts*
First Of All Let Me Just Say. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. FACT
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people,.... Then it exploded.FACT
When a zombie apocalypses starts, Chuck Norris doesn't have try to survive..... The zombies do.
FACT
Chuck Norris doesn't ever get the wrong answer,... You just ask the wrong questions.
FACT
Chuck Norris can create a rainbow... Using only one color....FACT
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. :o (a rare gift) also a FACT
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....Twice.
FACTS!